this is the best thing i have ever seen
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade
Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
do you ever open a novel and read the first few lines and think ah yes the narrator is a sarcastic little shit
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
why do products like coke and mcdonalds even need ads like ??? everyone knows they exist? no one sees a pepsi ad and goes “woah dude have u heard of this neat drink pepsi? lets go check it out man” ???
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
my wedding vows: i love u but i dont love u as much as i love dogs